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Olive Unfiltered

 This book is a collection of "Olive-isms" covering everything from love to friendship to feeling comfortable in your body, all in easy-to-digest statuses. 

Hopefully this book is a source of comfort and laughter, whether you’re feeling great or shoving your face with breakup doughnuts. Either way,  you're not alone,

The Coitus Chronicles


Meet Olive Persimmon. Faced with a bona fide sex rut, she decides it's time to take action to save her love life and get her mojo back. Challenged by a friend to "say yes" to experiences she might normally avoid, Olive explores everything from BDSM classes to cuddlers-for-hire, from to lessons with a top-ranked pickup artist, and more!

Unintentionally Celibate

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In Olive’s short twenty-seven years on this planet, she’s learned two things:

One: Granny panties never lead to coitus.

Two: Using the word coitus never leads to coitus. This is a collection of humorous essays following Olive from middle school to her mid-twenties in NYC where she’s praying that maybe, just maybe, someone will have sex with her.

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“This book is amazing, hilarious, touching, and about SO much more than sex alone. It’s incredibly relatable to anyone looking to grow or evolve”

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Couldn't Put Down

 “When I started reading this book, I couldn't put it down. I read it in every spare moment I had until I'd finished it. I was surprised and delighted to find that this wasn't just a collection of essays, but a true story about growth and curiosity”

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Funniest Book

"By far one of the funniest books I've had the pleasure of reading... I would definitely recommend this book to EVERYONE!!!"

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Sweet & Sassy

"Brutally honest. Hysterically funny. Simultaneously sweet and sassy... A laugh-out-loud easy read, and, oddly enough, a heartwarming tale of searching for something more."

The Coitus Chronicles

The Coitus Chronicles

Unintentionally Cellibate

Unintentionally Cellibate

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