The Coitus Chronicles


Think you know everything about sex? Think again! Meet Olive Persimmon. Faced with a bona fide sex rut, she decides it's time to take action to save her love life and get her mojo back. Challenged by a friend to "say yes" to experiences she might normally avoid, Olive explores everything from BDSM classes to cuddlers-for-hire, from foot fetishes to lessons with a top-ranked pickup artist, and more!

Unintentionally Celibate

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In Olive’s short twenty-seven years on this planet, she’s learned two things:

One: Granny panties never lead to coitus.

Two: Using the word coitus never leads to coitus. This is a collection of humorous essays following Olive from middle school to her mid-twenties in NYC where she’s praying that maybe, just maybe, someone will have sex with her.


“This book is amazing, hilarious, touching, and about SO much more than sex alone. It’s incredibly relatable to anyone looking to grow or evolve”

Couldn't Put Down

 “When I started reading this book, I couldn't put it down. I read it in every spare moment I had until I'd finished it. I was surprised and delighted to find that this wasn't just a collection of essays, but a true story about growth and curiosity”

Funniest Book

"By far one of the funniest books I've had the pleasure of reading... I would definitely recommend this book to EVERYONE!!!"

Sweet & Sassy

"Brutally honest. Hysterically funny. Simultaneously sweet and sassy... A laugh-out-loud easy read, and, oddly enough, a heartwarming tale of searching for something more."

The Coitus Chronicles

The Coitus Chronicles

Unintentionally Cellibate

Unintentionally Cellibate